The human mummy took me to the vet yesterday. I don’t like going there. The vet lady is very nice, she’s kind and always has a cuddle for me, but where she lives smells of all sorts of things and there are loads of other animals shouting that they don’t like the smells.

Biff, a German Shepherd, said he had the way to get rid of that nasty smell, so he pee’d on the door post. His mummy was not happy at all, but she did go a lovely colour of red.

The vet jagged my neck and told human mummy that she was putting a chip inside so that if I get lost they can find me again. I like chips, but I’d much rather eat them than get them put into my skin like that. It didn’t hurt. Human Mummy said I was a very good girl and bought me a doggy treat